August 2011
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That moment when someone else on the internet had...
musiclondonklaine:
Things I should have done today :
Pack my suitcases for le moving out
Sorting all of my crap
Things I did :
Watched “Me & My Dick”
And now I’m starting “Little White Lie”
Things I regret :
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Me and My Dick: Caribbean Study
Miss Cooter: You say to him, "if you had half a brain, you would sweep me off my feet and carry me to some Caribbean Island...and make wild passionate love to me until I die a naked and sexy death!"
Sally: I'm going to ask him if he wants to STUDY tonight!
Joey: Hey, Sally, what's up?
Sally: Um - I - uh...
Miss Cooter: Caribbean sex! CARIBBEAN SEX!
Sally: I WANNA HAVE CARIBBEAN STUDY WITH YOU!
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❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Living in my imaginary world in...
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Not that I am trying to impress you but,
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thewisepickle:
I eject my USB without safely removing,
Click here if you’re awkward!
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In movies:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
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Ma'am, the Harry Potter movie ended 20 minutes...
most-awkward-moments:
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Why my followers don't talk to me?
most-awkward-moments:
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02. Four years after The Battle of Hogwarts, Molly...
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Reblog if you are authorized and your existence...
Dear J.K.Rowling
emmabee94:
Whovians in History Class
the-eleventh-blog:
Teacher: What happened to Hitler?
Whovian: He was left in a closet, because The Doctor didn’t get him out, except you don’t know about The Doctor, because you’re STUPID.
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Some days, it seems to me like the purpose of life is to convert energy into...
– Hank Green (via cosmicjelly)
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
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People have no idea what they're getting...
hellyeahharryfreakingpotter:
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Torchwood Miracle Day: The End of the Road
I’m not loving this season, just thank the Lord there is something alien happening. I feel like they are reaching for plot things, and I really want a weavil to pop out of the wood work.
Something heart breaking did happen, at least for me. The line about Ianto… My heart wrenched a little. T__T I miss you Ianto.
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depthsofsapphire:
Accurate